Unfiltered Story #186187

(I’m a night auditor at a hotel. A guest who had been annoying me and creating a disturbance the previous night comes down to the lobby and starts taking some pictures.)

Guest: “Hey, do you think you could help me out and take a selfie of me in front of the fireplace?”

Me: “No. I’m sorry, sir.”

(I only said no because he had been annoying me, but a realize a minute later that I couldn’t have helped him even if I had wanted to, due to the inherent impossibility of taking a “selfie” of somebody else!)