Unfiltered Story #185652

, | Unfiltered | February 8, 2020

(This happened to a coworker, not to me, but it’s too funny not to share! We worked at a call centre as technical support for a fruit-based computer company)

Coworker: Thank you for calling [Call Centre], [Coworker’s name speaking], how can I help you?

Customer: I just called to let you know I’m putting my computer on the grass.

Coworker: …is there a particular problem you’re having with your computer? I’d be happy to help–

Customer: Nope. I’m putting it on the grass. *click*

Me: You should have told her to put her computer in a box instead and given her your address!

(So this customer had waited, on hold, probably for about 45 minutes, to give this very specific message!)