Unfiltered Story #185628

(Our movie theatre opens directly onto the street. I was locking up for the day at ~0015, and nearly bowled over a man as I exited from the side of the building. I was bewildered to see that he was cutting roses off of a collection of rosebushes. Stunned, and freaked out because he was super shady (it was isolated, and there wasn’t anyone else around at this time of day), I tried to be cool)

Me: *too chipper* “Hi! How are you?”

Man: *glare*

(I hurried away to my car.)