Unfiltered Story #184537

, , | Unfiltered | February 2, 2020

(I’m 14, but my dad owns a line of clothing, so I often help him sell shirts for festivals and state fairs. This is at a beer festival, and it’s getting late and cold. A guy in his twenties, surrounded by his beer-drinking friends, walks up to the booth.)

Customer: Hey, are these shirts cold?

Me: *confused* hm?

Customer: *points to the plastic female manequin, who is wearing one of the shirts and has a rather pointy chest* well, will it make my nipples harden? Is it cold?

Me: *has a feeling he’s drunk* Not if you buy a sweatshirt with it.

Customer: Aww, it was a joke! *slinks off*

(I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or feel awkward after that.)