Unfiltered Story #184489

, , | Unfiltered | January 29, 2020

(I work in an adult novelty/video store, where I am lucky enough to be able to kick out customers if they are causing any problems or make me uncomfortable in anyway. A middle aged couple walks in.)
Customer: Hey, my girl and I were looking for your dog on girl videos.
Me: That’s illegal. We don’t have any.
Customer: Really?
Me: Yes, really. Is there anything else I can help you find?
Customer: Do you have a dog?
Me: Oh h*** no. Out!