Unfiltered Story #184485

I commute to work via train, and the particular terminus also houses a major civic arena, which hosts 2 major sports teams and numerous concerts and other events.
One evening, I passed a trio of young ladies at the (event) ticket window. To get here they had to pass numerous signs that say “North Station”, “To Trains”, and “Commuter Rail”, as well as a large electronic signboard whereon are shown train departure times and gate numbers.
Observing commuters rushing by to get to their trains, one of them said:
“Why is everybody running?”