Unfiltered Story #182917

(I work in the electronics department of a store known for it’s ‘higher standards and lower prices.’ I am currently taking cardboard that needs to be compacted down to the receiving end of the store near the grocery department. As I am walking into the receiving area an agitated old woman in need of help pulls me over and asks this little gem of a question:

“You stupid M**********R, are you the tissue man, because I need to get to the tissue land?”

(Needless to say, this conversation didn’t go very far between her belittling the employees and generally acting very high.)