Unfiltered Story #182259

, , | Unfiltered | January 12, 2020

(I am waiting for service when the following occurs:)

Intercom: “Someone get your a** over to the sporting goods, I’ve been waiting for a manager a d*** half hour!”

Me: Did that really just happen?

(It is clear this is a fellow customer has made this announcement, and several other customers show their disbelief that someone would have the gall to do that. And again, a minute later:)

Intercom: “Someone with a key to the ammo case, get your booty to the sporting goods department!”

Me: Oh god, of course he owns a gun.

(I pass through the sporting goods on my way to pay and he was seriously considering breaking into the locked case to get his bullets. I made sure to get out of there before s*** hit the fan!)