Unfiltered Story #182209

, , , | Unfiltered | January 7, 2020

(I’m a cashier at a popular pizza chain. At our store, we have a dine-in restaurant; 1st and only dine-in under this particular pizza chain, as well as the takeout side. This took place on the phone)
ME: Ciao, thank you for calling *Pizza company name*, this is *my name* speaking. How may I help you?
CUSTOMER: I’d like to order some pizza
ME: Alright, can we start with your phone number?
CUSTOMER: Here’s some numbers for you: 1234567890!
ME:…your phone number please, sir.
CUSTOMER: Have you people ever heard of a thing called caller ID! *the call came from “UNKNOWN NAME”*
ME: Sorry, it says “UNKNOWN NAME”. Can I get your phone number so I can take your order?
CUSTOMER: DO YOU WANT MY BUSINESS OR NOT.
ME: ?!?! Yes, we would love your business! Can I please get your phone number please!
CUSTOMER: WELL. I’VE BEEN COMING THERE FOR 30 YEARS AND YOU CASHIERS DON’T KNOW MY PHONE NUMBER.
ME: sir…can I please get your phone number so I can take your order.
*Customer finally gives me the phone number and we go through the order*
ME: Okay, so it’ll be about 20 minutes.
CUSTOMER: Make sure there’s lots of that f****** garlic dip there because I love that s***!