Unfiltered Story #181199

I am the customer in this story. This is par for the course for me. But it’s all in fun, and most of the time they know it and play along.)

Barista: “How are you today?”

Me: “I have a theme song for today. Want to know what it is?”

Barista: *wheels turning, looks like she’s going to guess but thinks better of it.* “Sure”

Me: *Price is Right losing horns*

Barista: “OK then!”

Me: (noticing she was going to make a guess) “What did you think it was going to be?”

Barista: “You know, I wouldn’t even guess, because you’re so unpredictable I never know what’s going to come out of your mouth! You’re 100% unpredictable!”

(I have to agree, because it’s true. Except…)

Me: “Well, if I’m 100% unpredictable, that makes me predictable at being unpredictable, so I’m not 100% unpredictable then!”

(I saw the exact moment her head exploded. One of her coworkers was cracking up next to her while making coffee.)