Unfiltered Story #181171
(My family has gone out to dinner at a restaurant where you assemble your own stir-fry. Me, my dad, aunt and uncle, and grandma. It’s been quite a while since any of us ate here, and the procedure has been slightly different every time. Our waitress comes over with a selection of bowl sizes to choose from, and a stack of cards that get filled out to identify the orders once they’re cooked. She starts with my dad.)
Waitress: Okay, medium bowl. Can I get a name, sir?
Dad: [Last Name].
Me: *to the waitress* Wait, first name or last name?
Dad: Really? Do you really need to ask that?
Me: Well, since four out of five of us are [Last Name]s…
(My dad shoots me his “why are you pretending to be stupid” look, like he thinks I’m making a joke but can’t figure out what the punchline will be. The waitress just hands him his card and starts writing on another.)
Waitress: *to me* Okay, and you’ve got a medium bowl…
Me: [My Name].
Dad: Wait, what?
Waitress: Each of you gets a card to go with your bowl.
Me: Yeah, so my food has my name on it.
(The rest of the night went smoothly though!)
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?