Unfiltered Story #180406

, , | Unfiltered | December 22, 2019

(I’m the funny customer in this story. I’m in a place where you can find the best cookies in Paris. Also, I’m in my thirties, yet I’m incredibly shy and awkward.)

Me: “Hello.”

Seller: “Hello.”

Me: “May I have a cookie, please?”

Seller: “Of course. Which one?”

Me: “A milk chocolate chips one, please.”

(I guess the lady didn’t hear. She smiles.)

Seller: “Yes?”

(I blush and smile awkwardly.)

Me: “Maybe I didn’t ask the right way. This happens to me all the time. Ok, I’m ready for your most scatterbrained clients list ever. I go back in time and I ask again. May I have a cookie, please?”

Seller: “Of course. Which one?”

Me: “A milk chocolate chips one, please.”

Seller: “Here you are. Would you like something else?”

Me: “No, thank you very much. Have a great day!”

(I grin and leave, feeling incredibly child-like and awkward. I guess this lady was probably too polite to put this on ‘Not always right’, so I’ll do this myself!)