Unfiltered Story #179766

I work in a call center as a tech support agent for online higher ed classes. During our down time we pull tickets and attempt to either resolve them or escalate them to a higher level of support. Received this gem the other day (all spelling and grammar left as-is):

Student: “Um, im not sure who made this question. But im from up north where we have actual barns. And barn doors do f****** take up the whole front of the barn. I cant think of a more confusing questions involving barn doors on a painting. Why is this a thing. Why did i get this wrong when in reality barn doors don’t take up the whole front of a barn. #googlepicturesofbarns next time you make a dumb question like this.”