Unfiltered Story #179111

CALLER- Yeah, so I have kind of a weird problem. I don’t know if you can help me.
ME- Ok, what’s the problem?
CALLER- Well… I received a dildo in the mail…
ME- *I pause* I’m sorry, can you say that again?
CALLER- Yeah… And it was shipped from [my store], and even charged to my account. But I definitely didn’t order it, and my husband says he didn’t either. So I don’t know if someone has my user ID and password, and they’re just playing some kind of weird joke on me? But is there a way to get a refund on this, even considering the nature of the product? I mean, it hasn’t been used or anything. It hasn’t even been taken out of the box. I’m kind of afraid to touch it…
ME- *Trying to stifle my laughter, but failing* Well I can talk to my supervisor–
CALLER- Oh, you can laugh. This is a brilliant prank. I just have no use for this item and it was pretty expensive. I would just hate to be out that money because of a security breach.
ME- *not even trying to hide my laughter anymore* Ok, well as I promised, I will talk to my supervisor about it.
CALLER- Ok thank you.

(I put her on hold and tell my supervisor the story. He immediately bursts out into laughter)

SUPERVISOR- Just give the poor lady her money back and we’ll dispose of the thing.

(Made the rest of my day so much better)