Unfiltered Story #179101

I work in a sandwich shop that has several varieties of bread and topping options. Near the end of my managing shift of being understaffed and having more sales than we’ve had in a long time, I had this conversation with a customer.

Me: “Thanks for calling [sandwich shop], my name is [name], how can I help you?”

Customer: “Uhhh… what kind of sandwiches do you have there?”

Me: “Sorry, we don’t have sandwiches. We only have pasta and blankets. If you want a sandwich you’ll have to call [hardware store].”