Shopping For Complaints

(I work as a personal shopper for a grocery store. The service — which brings the groceries you ordered out to your car — has been met by mixed reviews; everyone who actually uses it loves it, but some people in our town love to complain about everything. I’m picking for other people with my cart, minding my own business, when a middle-aged man stops me and acts like he’s going to ask a question.)

Man: “Would you look at that?! Some people can’t even shop for themselves!” 

Me: “We do get a lot of people who are disabled or have chronic health conditions, but it’s a free service for everyone. Did you want to know more about it?’

(Mysteriously, he turned red and scurried off.)