Unfiltered Story #174552

(I work in a book store were most people who come in have 120+ IQs but we still have some people who would lose a chess game to a potato salad, today was a very weird day when an eighty something women comes up to the desk with a giant dictionary in her hands)

Me: Hello ma’am, how may I help you?

Woman: Oh you dumb bitch!

Me: …

Woman: You say heeeeeerelnp not help!

(The woman storms out without the dictionay, the I knew why she needed the dictionary!)