Unfiltered Story #173058

(A customer places his order, speaking in what I recognise as a very stereotypical New York accent. He seems irritated.)

Me: “That’ll be £16.50, please.”

Customer: *hands me two $10 bills*

Me: “Um…sir, I’m sorry, but I can’t accept foreign currency.”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “Well, sir, you gave me American dollars, and we can only accept British pounds.”

Customer: “So what? Are you saying you’re too good to take my money?”

Me: “Absolutely not, sir, it’s just that-”

Sir: *growing irate* “Yeah, well, F**K YOU!! This is why women shouldn’t work!”

Me: *taken aback* “Sir, I’m going to have to-”

Customer: “And another thing! Most of you women are too stupid to remember FACTS and HISTORY. WE AMERICANS BEAT YOUR SORRY A***S IN THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR! SO DAMN RIGHT YOU CAN ACCEPT AMERICAN DOLLARS!”

Me: “…”