Unfiltered Story #172230
(Note that this story takes place in the early evening, and we have two dogs; one black, and one brown)
Mom: Good, we’ll be home before dark, and [black dog] goes into gorilla mode.
Me: …. What?
Dad: Gorilla mode?
Mom: Because it’s dark and she’s invisible and if we can’t see her she doesn’t have to come.
Me: OH! Guerilla mode!
Dad: [Black dog]’s usually happy to come when you call.
Mom: Oh, did I say [black dog]? I meant [brown dog].
Me: Okay, this makes sense now.
Mom: Guerilla mode for [black dog] is when she runs around without her underwear.
(My father and I start laughing)
Me: Commando. It’s going commando when she runs around without her underwear.
Mom: Yes, that too.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?