Unfiltered Story #172106

(Two teenage girls are checking out at my register.)

Customer #1: My dad’s finally going to let me take a ride with him in the convertible he’s been restoring.

Customer #2: That’s pretty cool. What kind of car is it?

Customer #1: It’s a Ford. One of those Jewish ones.

Customer #2: What’s it called?

Customer #1: It’s … um, lemme think … oh, right. A Ford Funderberg.

Me: (*stifling laughter*) Do you mean a Ford Thunderbird?

Customer #1: Uh, no! What kind of stupid name for a car is that?