Unfiltered Story #172092

Guest: “Hey, can you give me four quarters for this dollar bill?”
Me: “Of course, sir. Just one moment.”
(A brief pause as I open the till and make some change.)
Guest: “It’s for the vending machine.”
Me: “I understand, sir.”
(Another brief pause as I count out the quarters and close the till.)
Guest: “It takes quarters.”
Me: ” . . . “