17 Customers Who Will Make You Say ‘WTF’?

Dear readers,

There are some customers who stand out even among the distinguished company they keep here at Not Always Right, who go beyond the weird, the strange, the perplexing, and into the bizarre realm of WTF?!

We’ve rounded up seventeen stories from the NAR archives about those extra memorable customers who make you say “What the actual f***?!” Enjoy!

Steam Cleaner On Elm Street – We hope they’re talking about a really small bucket!

Why You Never, Ever Share Toothbrushes – We don’t even want to know what their breath smelled like.

Welcome To Retail, Part 3 – Let’s get dangerous!

Fond Future Memories – We prefer a bottle of Chateau Picard 2399 ourselves.

Speechless – When the coffee is filtered but the customers are not.

Please Don’t Pet The Employees – When a customer asks “why can’t I touch the employees?” you know they’re already too far gone.

A Bit Nutty – We always knew they were up to no good…

Who You Gonna Call? – This would explain why so many Roombas seem possessed.

Guerilla Marketing At Its Finest – This story goes to WTF in the first sentence and then just gets worse.

One Slice Short Of A Pizza – A future episode of Mythbusters in the making!

Now That’s What I Call Love – Hopefully, he has NO REGERTS.

Just Another Day In Bedrock – He’s waiting for you to say ‘DOO!’

Troubleshooting Tip #56: No Cramming Cold Cuts – We’re going to need a prequel to this story…

This Was Before He Started Lobbing Cantaloupes – Uh… what war?

The Commute Must Be Out Of This World – While you have him ask him how the pyramids were built!

Thy Gluttony Knows No Bounds – One of the many reasons pet stores can refuse a sale!

She Also Has A Cape That Lets Her Fly – When one door closes, all of the others open!

We hope you enjoyed this WTF Customers-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

10 More Weird And Funny Stories About The Strangest Customers Ever

12 Strange Stories About Weird, Odd, Bizarre, And Curious Customers!