17 Customer Stories With Crazy Mental Imagery – A Not Always Right Story Roundup!
Dear readers,
As a text-based site, it’s often left to our readers’ imaginations what the situations described in our stories look like. Other times, the customers can describe images or scenarios that are so outlandish or surreal that it can lead to some pretty interesting mental imagery. We’ve rounded up seventeen stories from the Not Always Right archives about customers that can evoke some… interesting cognitive visualizations!
These stories gave all our editors some seriously crazy mental imagery, and because we saw it, now you do, too. Enjoy! (Warning! Some of these stories are… a lot!)
Rudolph The Boob-Nosed Reindeer – Her argument really fell flat.
Looks Real Good, Hurts Real Bad – That’s one blingin’ dingbat.
Elmer Fudd Calling On Line One – We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: we do not want to know!
Insert Butt Crack Here – Some medications are a real pain in the a**.
Factual Innuendos – Hits from the comments: “I’m torn between ‘The bird is the word!’ and ‘This is an ex-parrot!'” (Credit: denim)
No Ifs, Ends, Or Butts – Maybe it’s from someone’s cheeks, or maybe someone just punched your car twice!
Menage A Fraud – It’s like “Two Truths And A Lie” but all of them are lies.
Visual Innuendos – We hope no one involved skips leg day!
A Sweet Tooth… And Sweet Legs, Sweet Arms… – Dear Lord, we hope he was in a bag.
The Secret Lives Of Customers – Either way, that phone is toast.
Playing Hide And Don’t Seek – Your boss is both kind and merciful.
It’s Probably Not Flushable Anymore – For how long, [Customer]? For how long?!
The Wind Beneath My Swings – Meanwhile, some poor customer is trying to fix a swing seat to their commode.
Way Too Much Information – Do yourself a favor and don’t look up the rates of STIs in nursing homes.
Strange Ambitions – We wish he would’ve skipped fulfilling that fantasy.
Bilateral Symmetry Meets Botched Schooling – Hits from the comments: “This would make a great joke about an octopus family.” (Credit: Marley Carter)
How To Fleece Customers – Sheep dogs are well-trained in fire suppression.
We hope you enjoyed this crazy mental imagery roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!
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