Unfiltered Story #169090

(I work in an office which rents and sells disability equipment to people who need them. Think wheelchairs, crutches, hospital beds, etc. The coworker in this story is a rugby type with the voice of a sailor in a bad storm. But he’s well-liked by everyone and can get away with almost anything. He’s on the phone, so I only hear his side of the story.)

Coworker: “Goodmorning, *******, this is *coworker* speaking.
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Coworker: “You can’t get it up?”
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Coworker: “Most of the time you can’t get it up, but when it finally does, it feels wonky?”
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At this point I completely lost it and had to leave the office, tera streaming down my face, my stomach hurting from all the laughing.
I swear he does it on purppose…