Unfiltered Story #169090

, | Unfiltered | December 3, 2019

(I work in an office which rents and sells disability equipment to people who need them. Think wheelchairs, crutches, hospital beds, etc. The coworker in this story is a rugby type with the voice of a sailor in a bad storm. But he’s well-liked by everyone and can get away with almost anything. He’s on the phone, so I only hear his side of the story.)

Coworker: “Goodmorning, *******, this is *coworker* speaking.
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Coworker: “You can’t get it up?”
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Coworker: “Most of the time you can’t get it up, but when it finally does, it feels wonky?”
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At this point I completely lost it and had to leave the office, tera streaming down my face, my stomach hurting from all the laughing.
I swear he does it on purppose…