Unfiltered Story #168984

, , | Unfiltered | October 6, 2019

I was working member service for a large whole sale store directly affiliated with Walmart. It’s long after closing when the phone rings. Since it could be an employee calling in, we have to answer the phone. We answer “security” after hours to turn off members calling after close.

Me: “security. How may I direct your call?”
Older sounding woman: “hi… do you sell dildos there?”
I decide I can’t have heard her correctly.
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Woman: “yeah, do you sell dildos?”
Me: “…um, no. Sorry, we don’t, but you could check sara’s secret down the road from us?”
Woman: “I see… well fuck you and have a good night.”
Me: “…you too, ma’am?”
Me: …I need a new job.