Unfiltered Story #168976

, , | Unfiltered | October 6, 2019

(I am waiting in line to buy popcorn. It’s my turn to order.)

Me: Hi, can I get a bag of cockporn?
(I freeze. The employee taking my order is trying so hard not to laugh. I take a moment and place my head in my hands. We literally stand there for about a minute, not talking. When I look back up, the employee is still smiling politely.)
Me: May I get… a bag of the cooked vegetable indigeniously found in North America, please?
Employee: (still smiling) Would you also like some melted yellow oil made from the secreted liquid of a cow?
Me: Yeah, sure.