Unfiltered Story #168960

I have a sticker on my register that says “we don’t call 911” and has a gun on it.

Customer:(very seriously) You don’t call 911?
Me: (half hearted chuckle) No, sure don’t.
C: People ask you to call 911?
M: Uhhhh…no, it’s kind of a joke…
C: (cutting me off)Oh, because it’s on a machine and it can’t call 911!
M: Umm, yeah, that’s exactly why, it’s a machine, and it can’t call 911.

A couple minutes later while she’s waiting on a fax to go through.

C:(hears a noise) Is that a good noise?
M: Uhhhhh…..no, that’s the phone ringing.