Unfiltered Story #168471

(I am a hostess at a restaurant with a fairly large bar area that is full dining)
Guest: Hi! We’d like a table for two.
Me: Hi! Unfortunately all of our tables are occupied, but I have two seats at the bar available if that’s alright with you!
Guest: Are the seats together?
Me: … Yes. Yes, they are. (Thinking sarcastically “you mean you came in as a couple and want to sit together?!”)
Guest: Okay!
(Sad to say, this happens at least once a week!!)