Unfiltered Story #168450

I was working the service desk at a big box store. Dr Pepper vs Coke is the real “cola war” here in Texas.
Customer: (rummaging through a very clearly Coke marketed machine) Do you guys have any Dr Pepper in here?
Me: Oh man, I wish! That’d be awesome!(while drinking from the Dr Pepper that I got from the employee vending machine in the break room. He didn’t notice me and walked off dejectedly)