Unfiltered Story #168444

(I was working at the kiosk when a customer came up)

Me “Hi there.”
Customer “Can I get a lighter please?”
Me “Yeah, sure of course any preference on type/colour?”
Customer “No, just whatever is fine”
(Take out a lighter and show it to the customer)
Me “Is this one ok for you?”
Customer “Oh no, don’t you have any clippers?”
Me “Of course, let me grab you one”
(Went to take out a clipper lighter)
Me “There you go.”
Customer “Oh. Don’t you have it in any other colours?”