Unfiltered Story #168434

Customer is about 16 years old storming into the store all macho with his friends

Customer:WHAT’S YOUR HOTTEST HOT SAUCE!?!?!
Me: well it’s this one right here, *shows sauce* it’s a concentrated mix of the worlds four hottest peppers, it’s about 2 million Scoville Units, but it’s also a gourmet sauce.
Customer: so is it spicy?
Me:no not at all *sarcastically smiling*
Customer:THEN WHY’D YOU SHOW IT TO ME I WANTED TO SEE THE HOTTEST SAUCE!