Unfiltered Story #168376

, , | Unfiltered | September 26, 2019

Me: Hello! what can I get you?
Guest: A small Icee. How do you cook your french fries?
Me: In an oil fryer.
Guest: yes, but do you cook them with other things?
Me: No, we cook them on their own upon order.
Guest: But do you cook them with other things?
Me: No. We cook them on their own. We do not mix orders.
Guest: …Do you cook them in the same oil as other things?
Me: Oh- yes.
Guest: I’ll have the angus cheeseburger.
Me: Would you like fries or onion rings?
Guest: Neither.
Me: You can’t order the cheeseburger independently of a side. The system is very strict about that.
Guest: Well I don’t want them.
Me: So no cheeseburger?
Guest: YES I WANT THE CHEESEBURGER!
Me: Okay, so should I put it in as fries?
Guest: I don’t want fries!
Me: I just need to put something in.
Guest: Put in my Icee.
Me: That’s not an option.
Guest: It shows the burger with a drink. Why not?
Me: Because it’s a small Icee, not fries or onion rings.
Guest: I’M NOT ASKING ABOUT FRIES OR ONION RINGS!!
Me: I know that. I’m just trying to help you get what you want.
Guest: It seems like everyone wants to give me a hard time.
Me: *silently pleading my manager to come help* That’s the last thing I want. I just need to go by what the register lets me do.
Guest: You eat my fries. Put in my burger as a combo. No bun.
Me: *putting in the burger and drink independently because the combos are irrelevant* Okay! Do you want american cheese, pepperjack cheese, or no cheese?
Guest: …. I don’t know… !