Unfiltered Story #162054

Customer: Can I return this here?
Me: That doesn’t look like one of our brands, did you–
Customer: I bought this at [Competitor]. Can’t I return it here?
Me: No, sorry.
Customer: But aren’t you guys the same company?
Me: No, they’re our competitor.
Customer: But I want to return it here!
Me: Would you return something you bought at Walmart at Target?
Customer: No…