Unfiltered Story #160918

(My store had a day of trivia contests and for some reason during this round, about 70% of the participants are college-aged students, with a couple of elementary school kids thrown into the mix)

Me, already snickering: “Riddle me this! When is a person like a piece of wood?”

Child: “When they’re stiff!”

(Every single one of us proceed to crack up. I look over and see my manager smacking the counter and tearing up)