Unfiltered Story #160904

When I was around ten years old, I went camping at a lake with my mom and a couple of friends. It was nighttime. Several yards away, our neighbors had a huge bonfire. Naturally, this attracted the attention of the campground’s rangers, two of whom came to tell the campers their fire was a little too big. A couple of comments I overheard as the campers spoke with the rangers:

Camper #1: Is one of your names Rick? You know, Ranger Rick?

Camper #2: We always conserve water. At home, we don’t flush the toilet!