Unfiltered Story #160126

, , | Unfiltered | August 15, 2019

Unfortunately I’m the idiot in this story….

I’m at my eye doctor’s office picking up a new contact after work. It’s now 3pm I’ve been up since 3:30am.

Me: Hi, I’m (me), here to pick up a contact.
Office Manager: Sure, would you like to put it on here?
Me: *blank stare*
Office Manager: (Speaking more slowly and clearly) Would.You.Like.To.Put.It.On.Here?
Me: *blank stare followed by the slow realization that she’s asking me if I want to try on the contact to make sure it’s correct*………..Oh! Of course, yes please, sorry. Long day.
Me: *Supreme embarrassment*