Unfiltered Story #160088

Me: “Hello, are you here to pick up your internet order?”

Customer: “No. I need you to help me with an electrical issue.”

Me: “Let me get a member from the electrical team to further assist you.” (Since I do not know anything about electrical wiring).

Customer: “You are refusing to help me? Typical!”

Me, looking at the growing crowd of people waiting to pick up their items: “I am sorry sir, let’s go to my computer console so I can further assist you.” I go to my favorites tab and head over to Google.