Unfiltered Story #160086

, | Unfiltered | August 11, 2019

(Whilst I am bringing out some food to a customer, I overhear this conversation between a woman and her husband, while their kids are (politely) sitting at another table.)

Wife (very seriously): “I just don’t know how we’ll fix this. How did we get into this?”

Husband (equally serious): “I don’t know.”

Wife (suddenly bangs fist against the table and raises her voice in triumph): “I KNOW! You can divorce me and marry my sister! Then everyone’s happy!”

Husband (wide-eyed): “That’s perfect! You’re brilliant!”

(They then proceed to give each other a quick kiss, and the children didn’t even blink. I assume (hope!) they were joking, but I had to quickly walk to the back to keep from bursting into laughter right in front of them.)