Unfiltered Story #160000

, , | Unfiltered | August 7, 2019

(American stand-up comedian Bill Engvall’s most famous routine involves his joke that stupid people should have to wear signs to warn other people away. This leads to his catchphrase “here’s your sign” which is used in response to people asking questions with overly-obvious answers. On this evening a couple has come into my store looking for the book American Gun by the late Chris Kyle –the author and film basis of American Sniper–. After finding the book for them this exchange happens)

Wife: “Is this the one that he wrote before he died?”
Husband (deadpan): “No honey, it’s the one he wrote after he died.”
Me: “Heeeeeere’s your sign.”