Unfiltered Story #159986

, , | Unfiltered | August 6, 2019

[I am standing in line behind three Catholic priests at a fast-food burger restaurant]

Priest 1: I think I’ll have a double cheeseburger combo.

Priest 2: That’s too much, I’ll just have the regular cheeseburger.

Me: Isn’t today Friday?

Priest 1 [pausing, then]: *sigh* I’ll have the fish sandwich combo.

Priest 2 & 3: Me, too.

[They step aside while their order is assembled. I then order.]

Me: I’ll have the double cheeseburger combo.

[All three priests look at me with a curious glare.]

Me: I’m Methodist.

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