Unfiltered Story #159101

*me*: [insurance company], how may I help you?
*caller*: What??
*me*: [insurance company]? [me] speaking
*caller*: (sounding as baffled as I am) I was gonna order some timber, I don’t do that from you, now do I?
*me*: no, ma’am, I guess not
*caller*: I thought it was weird, the lumber yard never picks up the phone as fast as you did
*me*: (unsure how to respond) no, well … thank you
*caller*: well, anyway (hangs up)
odd thing is, she would have to go through nearly a 2 minute answering message, saying that we’re an insurance company before she got to me