Unfiltered Story #158309

, | Unfiltered | July 16, 2019

We do not offer a senior discount before 6 o’clock, but our ticket prices are all reasonable enough to be the same for all ages.

Coworker: “Hi, how may I help you?”
Customer: “I want a ticket for [movie] at [time]. Do you have a senior discount?”
Coworker: “No, I’m sorry, not before 6.”
Customer: “This is outrageous! How could you be so discriminatory against the elderly?!”
(Customer storms into the theater)
Customer: “This theater is full of a bunch of bastards! I want to talk to a manager!”
(Customer goes on a rant to the managers, and then storms out.)