Unfiltered Story #155570

[We’ve just announced our semiannual clearance event. I’m straightening the items on the clearance rack. A woman is browsing nearby.]

Customer: *pointing* The prices on these items – are those the clearance prices? Or do I have to ask you how much it is?

Me: Oh, no, ma’am. Those pieces aren’t on sale. It’s only the items in this section here.

Customer: Well, I don’t WANT any of those!