Unfiltered Story #152504

(I’m the customer in this story and I’m finalizing the transaction by paying. I count out the coins. Note: the native tongue is Dutch. Most of the neighbouring countries pay in Euros like us but the UK held on to the pound)

Me: *realizing I didn’t gave enough money to pay for my groceries* Wait. That will not do.
*I go back in my wallet, take out the difference but somehow I take back what I added albeit in smaller change*
Me: No, that isn’t right either. What was the total again?
Store employee: *repeats amount while patiently waiting untill I finally figured it out and have the correct change*
Me: *flushing in embarressement* Is it too late to pretend I’m an English tourist?
Shop employee*snickers and hand me my bill and in English* Thank you, comevagain