Unfiltered Story #152469

, , | Unfiltered | May 30, 2019

(I was the customer in this story)
Cashier: “Did you find everything you were looking for?”
Me: “Sure did, but I have a question for you.” I gesture towards my cart full of food and single package of toilet paper. “Do you think I have enough toilet paper for the amount of food I have?”
Cashier: “Um… let me get my manager.”
The customer behind me is practically in tears trying not to laugh when the cashier indeed calls her manager over.
Manager: “What can I help you with?”
Me: “I was just wondering if I have enough toilet paper for the amount of food I’m buying.”
Manager: *Looks over my cart* “I think you might actually need another couple rolls, at least.”
The poor cashier mouths to herself ‘What is going on?’ as the manager chuckles and walks away.
Just as she was almost done ringing up my items and I couldn’t contain my laughter anymore, she finally realized I was just joking around.
Cashier: “And here I thought my first day was going to be uneventful!”