Unfiltered Story #151796

(I’m taking a middle-aged lady’s coffee order)

Me: So that was a (coffee). Anything else with that?

Her: What?

Me: Was that all?

Her: Oh, yeah.

Me: Was that dine in or take away?

(She doesn’t reply)

Me: Sorry, did you want that dine in or take away?

Her: Huh?

Me: Dine in or take away?

Her: Yes.

(I give up and move on)

Me: That’ll be (price).

(She hands me several coins, but not enough to cover the cost.)

Me: Sorry, that’s (price). You only gave me (money).

Her: What? How much is it?

Me: (Price).

Her: Oh.

(She does nothing)

Me: You only gave me (money). I need 50 cents more.

Her: Ohhhh! Right.