Unfiltered Story #151786

(I’m standing behind the register when a man walks in with a bag of takeout from the restaurant next door. He just stands in the doorway, looking confused. Some people don’t understand how the self-serve frozen yogurt bar works, so I ask him:)
Me: Can I help you sir?
Customer: What store am I in?
Me: [frozen yogurt bar].
Customer: Ah, this is not where I want to be.
(And then he just turned around and left! )