Unfiltered Story #151776
(I am working at a sandwich shop when a customer comes in, looking like he’s on drugs.)
Customer: ”I want a… a…”
Me: *sighs*
Customer: “I want an abortion for my dolphin, man.”
Me: “Well, you’d have to go to the veterinarian for that, sir. I’m sorry.”
Customer: “Thanks anyway.”
(He slowly walked out the door. After he was gone my coworker and I cracked up.)