Unfiltered Story #151736

(I wish I could say discussions like this didn’t happen often…)

Customer: I’ll take chocolate chip pancakes, please.

Me:  Oh, I’m sorry, we don’t have chocolate chip pancakes.

Customer: What?  Well, can’t you just take chocolate chips and put them in pancakes?

Me: *briefly dumbfounded* N…no, I’m sorry, we don’t have chocolate chips at ALL.

(I still don’t understand how she didn’t realize that doing that would make them chocolate chip pancakes, which I just explained we didn’t have!)