Unfiltered Story #151700

(A customer comes into the cafe asking for 2 of a certain type of drink and then asks if we still do it. I explain we don’t but suggest an alternative and we have a bit of a back-and-forth about it but he’s been polite enough the whole time)

Customer: “OK and that drink is made with crushed ice?”

Me: “All our blended drinks are made with ice, yes.”

Customer: “OK, fine I’ll have that then.”

Me: “Sorry, was that 2 you said you wanted?”

Customer: “You know what? F*** YOU! YOU’RE JUST ANOTHER LITTLE SL*G!”

(The customer then proceeds to storm out as I stare wide-eyed at the next customer and stammer out a “sorry”)